Welcome back to BadSpirits. Happy 4th of July, everyone! We have been busy little alcoholics and have taste-tested with our own gullets a bevy of new candy boozes. In this installment of liver cringing excitement, we have procured four unique and, in one case, highly "dangerous" candies to experiment with.
The unusual suspects.
This time around we were augmented by Secret Ninja Assistant code-named "Pussy Power Magee". See how she unwraps the candy? That is the unwrapping of a master.
Experiment #1 - Jones Soda Carbonated FuFu Berry Candies.
Experiment #2 - IceBreakers Lemon Pomegranate Restore Mints.
WITH VITAMIN C!
Experiment #3 - LifeSavers CreamSavers Orange Cream.......savers.....cream.....savers...shit.
Experiment #4 - HOT TAMALES, BITCHES!
A few moments in and just look at the pale pink!
The FuFu Berry is starting to look dangerous.
The booze is speaking to Crowley.......
POWERS OF PINK!
-------- INTERMISSION!!!! --------
The power of Typsie "Red Fingers" O'Malley commands you to driiiiiiiink.
So the Irish Goddess does......BEER BONG PRO.
-------- INTERMISSION OVER!!!! --------
With intermission fading into memory, we set forth to open our bodies to the experimental booze. This turned out to be a bit difficult, as you shall see.
When Matt opened the FuFu Berry, he was rewarded with a spray of sticky red vodka.
Holy crap, that does not look good. Well, it does, but not good for you!
Some parts of Hot Tamales apparently can withstand even nuclear energy. You see them here.
Crowley tastes one of the tiny pale slugs.
YUM!
Well, my fellow alcohol junkies, we started to get smashed at this point and thus we have no more pictures of the experience. Allow me however to give you a rundown.
Experiment #1 - Jones Soda Carbonated FuFu Berry Candies
- Sweet. Very Sweet. The carbonation actually came through. Could be used in place of Rit Dye.
Experiment #2 - IceBreakers Lemon Pomegranate Restore Mints
- Very much like a mixed drink without the fillers. Candy came through. Presumably healthy.
Experiment #3 - LifeSavers Creamsavers Orange Cream
- Quite simply, like drinking an orange-sicle. No doubt about it.
Experiment #4 - Hot Tamales.
- A sticky red gold-free Goldschlager. Ghettoschlager, if you will.
And, of course, we came up with a few drinks that might be possibly benefit from our unholy experiments.
Red Hot Toddy
* 1 tbsp honey
* 3/4 glass tea
* 2 oz Hot Tamale liqueur
* 1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Orange Cream-a Colada
* 2 oz light rum
* 2 oz Orange Creme Savers liqueur
* 3 tbsp coconut cream
* 3 tbsp crushed pineapples
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw.
What will we make next?? Who knows!
Experiment #1 - Jones Soda Carbonated FuFu Berry Candies
- Sweet. Very Sweet. The carbonation actually came through. Could be used in place of Rit Dye.
Experiment #2 - IceBreakers Lemon Pomegranate Restore Mints
- Very much like a mixed drink without the fillers. Candy came through. Presumably healthy.
Experiment #3 - LifeSavers Creamsavers Orange Cream
- Quite simply, like drinking an orange-sicle. No doubt about it.
Experiment #4 - Hot Tamales.
- A sticky red gold-free Goldschlager. Ghettoschlager, if you will.
And, of course, we came up with a few drinks that might be possibly benefit from our unholy experiments.
Red Hot Toddy
* 1 tbsp honey
* 3/4 glass tea
* 2 oz Hot Tamale liqueur
* 1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Orange Cream-a Colada
* 2 oz light rum
* 2 oz Orange Creme Savers liqueur
* 3 tbsp coconut cream
* 3 tbsp crushed pineapples
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw.
What will we make next?? Who knows!
1 comment:
"Ice Breakers' Restore" mints are NOT HEALTHY. Read between the lines. Plus they liking a football players armpit...Nasty!
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