Thursday, July 3, 2008

Round 3?

Welcome back to BadSpirits. Happy 4th of July, everyone! We have been busy little alcoholics and have taste-tested with our own gullets a bevy of new candy boozes. In this installment of liver cringing excitement, we have procured four unique and, in one case, highly "dangerous" candies to experiment with.

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The unusual suspects.

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This time around we were augmented by Secret Ninja Assistant code-named "Pussy Power Magee". See how she unwraps the candy? That is the unwrapping of a master.

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Experiment #1 - Jones Soda Carbonated FuFu Berry Candies.

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Experiment #2 - IceBreakers Lemon Pomegranate Restore Mints.

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Experiment #3 - LifeSavers CreamSavers Orange Cream.......savers.....cream.....savers...shit.

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Experiment #4 - HOT TAMALES, BITCHES!

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A few moments in and just look at the pale pink!

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The FuFu Berry is starting to look dangerous.

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The booze is speaking to Crowley.......

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-------- INTERMISSION!!!! --------

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The power of Typsie "Red Fingers" O'Malley commands you to driiiiiiiink.

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So the Irish Goddess does......BEER BONG PRO.

-------- INTERMISSION OVER!!!! --------

With intermission fading into memory, we set forth to open our bodies to the experimental booze. This turned out to be a bit difficult, as you shall see.

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When Matt opened the FuFu Berry, he was rewarded with a spray of sticky red vodka.

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Holy crap, that does not look good. Well, it does, but not good for you!

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Some parts of Hot Tamales apparently can withstand even nuclear energy. You see them here.

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Crowley tastes one of the tiny pale slugs.

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Well, my fellow alcohol junkies, we started to get smashed at this point and thus we have no more pictures of the experience. Allow me however to give you a rundown.

Experiment #1 - Jones Soda Carbonated FuFu Berry Candies
- Sweet. Very Sweet. The carbonation actually came through. Could be used in place of Rit Dye.

Experiment #2 - IceBreakers Lemon Pomegranate Restore Mints
- Very much like a mixed drink without the fillers. Candy came through. Presumably healthy.

Experiment #3 - LifeSavers Creamsavers Orange Cream
- Quite simply, like drinking an orange-sicle. No doubt about it.

Experiment #4 - Hot Tamales.
- A sticky red gold-free Goldschlager. Ghettoschlager, if you will.

And, of course, we came up with a few drinks that might be possibly benefit from our unholy experiments.

Red Hot Toddy

* 1 tbsp honey
* 3/4 glass tea
* 2 oz Hot Tamale liqueur
* 1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Orange Cream-a Colada

* 2 oz light rum
* 2 oz Orange Creme Savers liqueur
* 3 tbsp coconut cream
* 3 tbsp crushed pineapples

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw.

What will we make next?? Who knows!

1 comment:

CandyMan said...

"Ice Breakers' Restore" mints are NOT HEALTHY. Read between the lines. Plus they liking a football players armpit...Nasty!